I'm a little "terrorist"

At least that's what Mommy says, I don't know why though. It's not my fault everyone else can't defend themselves!

I'm starting to learn to go potty on the potty! It's ok, but I don't remember to tell Daddy when I have to go so I am still wearing a diaper. I'm not a baby though!

I eat all my food and I can throw a ball really good! I also got to hit the ball off of the Tee, just like Bubba! Daddy got me my own mitt too, so I can catch the ball when he throws it at me. I like the hitting more, though!

Temper Tantrums

Cedes and Bubba did not do a very good job of getting Mommy and Daddy ready for me. When I get angry or frustrated I hit and kick and scream and cry, sometimes for an hour or more. I don't appreciate their lack of work to fulfill my every whim.

And what is up with them trying to get me to go to sleep by myself in my bed. I'm teaching them, I won't even sleep in my bed now! Ha!

I love being 2!

Hee Hee

You know I am two now, right! Really, all of two and Mommy thinks I am the epitome of a two year old. I like to hit and bite and fighte and scream and not take naps and not eat and just be really REALLY difficult. That's my job and I am doing it so well.

I am a tallker though, when I want to be. And I can strong together complete sentences. That's when Mommy thinks I am amazing.

She cut all of my hair off so it's REALLY short. I kind of like. Everyone runs their hands through it and it feels good.

Daddy's Boy

I'm mad at Mommy! She made me get a haircut yesterday and I didn't want too! She held me down and let the strange lady cut my pretty hair! She TOOK my curls! I don't care if some people think I am a little girl, I like my hair. I need it to twirl as I go to sleep! Why me?

Daddy loves me though! I decided to cuddle with him today! He's my new favorite, especially if he gets me chocolate milk!

Christmas?

I have been trying to play with the paper and the tape and the boxes and the stickers and the pens and all of the other cool looking stuff that Mommy says is to wrpa presents, but she keeps taking it away from me.

New Tricks

So, I have a few new tricks. For example, I can show where my eye is, if I want. Mommy thinks it's really cool, so I do it every once in a while, just to make her happy. She's so easy to please.

I also give really super awesome hugs. That way they keep giging me ice cream. I love ice cream! I don't see why I can't have that to eat every single day. Have you seen my pictures yet? they are sooooo cute! Mommy posted them to her myspace, but if you ask, I bet she would share them with you! She's such a sucker.

You know, everyone is talking about this XMAS thing.... I don't know what the big deal is. The big kids talk about getting rpesents. I don't really need anything. Well, maybe pants that fit. Mommy says I have Mason and Cedes butts. I have to have the 12-18 mths size becuase I am not qujite big enough for a full 18 mth, but too big for 12. But you know, I want toys! If someone wants to give me presents, I want toys. Like stuffed animals (puppies), or books, or trucks! And I love balls, I can throw them at Daddy!

I give kisses!

Sometimes! Sometimes I don't, it depends on how I feel. I give Mommy kisses a lot becuase she cuddles me (too much). If I kiss her she leaves me alone for a while!

I had to get new jeans recently. I am too big for regular 12M jeans but too small for 18MTHS. i HAD TO GET ONES THAT SAY 12-18 MTHS. Crazy huh? I like my new jeans, though. I'm stylin'!

I can talk a little bit too. My favorite word is PUPPY! BD sounds a lot like puppy doesn't it?